Brand New Repeats

I don't want to know what your doctor told you

No need to show me wounds they didn't sew

Could you please not point out the oozing puss

The P. A. failed to suture and truss

Your physical failings hold no interest for me

The signs of past surgeries I don't wish to see

When you're feeling the need to display your pain

Please give me a chance to drown in the rain

Remember when we made fun of the proctor

Instead of comparing visits to our chosen doctor

I understand we're all feeling our age

But I'd rather bitch about our car's fucked up fuel gauge

It was much more fun to figure out what Lace meant

As opposed to comparing our latest knee replacement

Can we please resist comparing lame scars

And return to lying about conquests in back seats of cars